Wednesday, January 14, 2009 Y 5:05 AM


hahahahhah.


I was just like web surfing and came across this site of pick up lines.

hahah :)


superrr funnaye.

here's some.


Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it


i wish i was a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves


If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one


You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me


Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


a boy gives a girl 12 roses 1 fake and 11 real and he says to her "i will stop loving you after the last rose die"


If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world


Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name


If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package


I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear


I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away


If you were a booger I would pick you first


People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!


Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?


If you were a laser you would be set on stunning


Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?


Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!


Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!


What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!


Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.


Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.